Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth A Mention

You people made me laugh today:

Jennifer Caluri

‎$47 on Mother's Day Cards #whatacrockofshitthankshallmarkforthemadeupholiday

Christian Concepcion

There's too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.

Chris Kooluris

Everyday a constant reminder NYC loves and wants me here. — with Kevin Spector.

Lauryn Kahn

I just accidentally walked into "Chuck D. Cheese." Be careful, that place is way different...

Kristen DiVita-Sterople

I honestly can't fathom giving a shit about who marries who.

Caroline Manzo

I just spent twenty minutes looking for my glasses that were in my hand. OMG