May 9, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth A Mention

You people made me laugh today:


‎$47 on Mother's Day Cards #whatacrockofshitthankshallmarkforthemadeupholiday

There's too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.

Everyday a constant reminder NYC loves and wants me here. — with Kevin Spector.

I just accidentally walked into "Chuck D. Cheese." Be careful, that place is way different...

I honestly can't fathom giving a shit about who marries who.

I just spent twenty minutes looking for my glasses that were in my hand. OMG