May 15, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:

A great deal of my life is spent trying to think up a non-psychotic-sounding answer to the question "What've you been up to?"

I seriously just heard a conversation where one co-worker told another that he wants to take scuba lessons so he can retrieve golf balls from the water on the courses and resell them. Yup.

Rainbow paw? Does this mean your dog is gay?

Google Drive: It's a lot like Dropbox, just not so Dropboxy.

A loaf of bread is a great pre-workout meal, because the diabetic crash that follows numbs your legs so you don't have to workout.

Oh how I love auto-correct - just texted a colleague who is on vaca " quick question for you if you're not too drunk when u have sex".... Should have been "when you have a sec". Oops.