May 7, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:


I'm so scared that one day the people at the post office will learn about e-mail and kill themselves.

You know you're Jewish when your iPhone recognizes Oy as a word. #iloveautocorrect

Today, in great emails from students after office hours: "I really appreciate your advice and Lena Dunham analysis."

Walking next to anorexic people makes me feel so fat and lazy. Gosh they're determined.

Nothing will ever be as cool as guys over 30 riding skateboards think they are.