Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

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You people made me laugh today:

Steven Contegiacomo

If during the next 12 months I say I'm going to Vegas again, kick me in my balls and take my wallet. Thank you very much

Mark Pinajian

Any recommendations on bath salts??? Both I and the unsuspecting homeless man thank you in advance.

Amanda Green

When people ask me for my favorite style of dance, I say drunk.

Hollie McKay

Dear annoying ppl who claim Madonna is "too old" to flash at her concerts... People. Are you the age police? It's MADONNA. She conforms to nobody. Nor should she. Worry about your own life. Not hers.

Noelle Ann

Thanks to traffic I know every single song on Z100 and Hot 97 by heart

Dana Portnov

Just got asked if I'm pregnant...think its time for a diet!

Marc Malkin

‎Joey Lawrence at Chippendales in Vegas. Discuss.

Stephanie ReRe Moran

Da shit u see in da streets...has no shame...#confident #orangeleggings #workit

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