June 26, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

Women are stripping down to "raise awareness" for a "cause" way too much these days.

Who knew payphones still had use? Minneapolis airport is proving me wrong. You go Minnesota.

LOL, Jesus. Quit testing me today. It's not funny.

Always remember, when someone asks you to guess something, they're just hoping to make you look like an asshole.

I have one Yelp friend that I keep because he has horrible taste. If he likes a spot, I know not to go there.

It's clear I'm not cut out for this domestic crap...