July 17, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:

Bryce Gruber Hermon
You only get 10 years to be in your 20's, and frankly, that doesn't seem fair.

Dear TODAY Show: I'm sorry, but it's over. It's you - not me. No, no; it's too late. I've moved on to GMA.

Can anyone recommend a good speed-dating service? I feel like me gangling through fifteen dates with a bell on the table is something that needs to be written about.

is watching "The Jeffersons" and just realized that for rich folk, their apartment wasn't that great. They should've fired Florence and put that money toward a bigger place.