Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
I thought Kristin Stewart was a lesbian.
Ah the dryer. Bringing you and your stretched out jeans back to reality.
also - deadmau5 is a stupid way to spell dead mouse
Sorry to see that George Jefferson, (Sherman Hemsley), passed away, but at least we know he's a movin on up ...
Um...don't expect me to make out with you if you 1) Tell me you're lonely 2) Tell me you're in nearly a yr long relationship w/ a woman you neither love or attracted to. 3) Yell "You're gonna regret this!" when I politely decline your advances.
I'm watching Bachelor Pad like it's my job. In that it is my actual job to watch Bachelor Pad.
