October 9, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth A Mention

Your status updates made me laugh today:

i thought people in the entertainment industry were fake. then i met business people.

Dear God: Thanks so much for the middle seat & crying baby sandwich combo. I'm confident this flight will be super awesome.

Twenty-five years have passed since R.E.M. released “It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)” and Billy Joel recorded “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” So it’s high time someone put out a new song in which a guy just yells out a list of random bullshit.

That feeling when you wanna pick up a dead fox on the side of the road because it would be cool to have one...

I wonder how Home Depot feels about all of the ideas using paint color samples on Pinterest. They must run out of that shit like crazy!!