November 8, 2012
Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
Blackout - Day 7: the Monopoly Marathon continues. I buy this utility out of a sense of irony.
I like how we've gone from Flip Phones to Smartphones, but a StarTAC dropped fewer calls than the pieces of crap we use today.
At the doctors with Papa Cheech. Wonder what the cardiologist is going to say since he smells like a cigar ashtray and has a cigar in his pocket.
Bryce Gruber Hermon
When you call a cupcake a "muffin" and forget the icing, suddenly it's an appropriate breakfast.
I think I may take a road trip to go see this Fiscal Cliff... I keep hearing so much about it, it must be amazing!
I finally connected how Seal's face got like that by kissing all those rose bushes.
I go to ikea.com ONE TIME and Google has changed all of my ads to furniture ads. Who do they think they... oooo that couch is so cute!
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