November 19, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention


‎"How is there not a popular restaurant called 'Penne for Your Thoughts?'"

With it getting dark so early, I'm ready for bed by 6.

I cannot believe how many catelogs, flyers, brochures, etc. i get from Bloomingdales, aside from a HUGE waste of paper because i throw them away in the mailroom, the cost they incur should be donated to charity.....fuck you bloomingdales.

I get the whole point of a body pillow and everything, but what if in the morning you realize you two have nothing in common?


A bit much no? They need condoms in this house lol












I’d probably spend a lot more time on Facebook if I could respond to people’s status updates by clicking on a special “shrug” icon.

Why?
Why?