November 30, 2012
Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
YOU PEOPLE MADE ME LAUGH TODAY
I take huge offense when someone looks at my shopping cart and jumps to another line
There are some Friday nights when I just really wish TGIF was still on
The alleged homeless woman on 45th and Fifth is decked out for the holidays. NOW it feels like Christmas!
Roland Brian Alonzi
The new Powerball jackpot is $40 million. Chump change, people. Call me when it hits at least $300 mil.
try being more direct in your emails today by opening with "Listen Bitch,"
YOU AND ME BOTH, KEVIN MACK OF GROVE CITY
YES THAT IS A MAN WITH A TOILET FOR A HEAD. found this gem in yesterday's valpak
FROYOLO would be an excellent name for a frozen yogurt shop that aims to slightly irritate their customers.
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