December 11, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

YOU PEOPLE MADE ME LAUGH TODAY

Normally I'd be freaked out about the dead mouse in the kitchen, but he really did such a great job with the noose. Craftsmanship.

Mah dude, I am going to need for you to start wearing a cup.






































What does Elmo mean by "Elmo doesn't know have to write"? It's been like 500 years and everyone on Sesame Street is illiterate. We need to implement "No Muppet Left Behind" stat.

Bath salts on Intervention!! And its not even my birthday!