January 1, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

It's amazing how differently I view 90210 as an adult. Brandon would be a way better husband than Dylan.

been having trouble opening jars & bottles lately. Just realized match.com is probably breaking in to my home and super-gluing things shut to make me realize I need a man, those sneaky fucks

‎8 "birthday calendar" requests tonight. What's the deal facebook friends

Is it so wrong that target is my after work decompression sanctuary?

Right now Matthew Perry is elbowing a pal from Minnesota. "The Whole Nine Yards, eh? Get it? Because I was in that movie. The one with Bruce Willis and Amanda Peet? And Adrian Peterson just, uh… My God, I miss Vicodin."