Life with a 3 year old: "Mommy, you in the shower?" "Yes, I'll be out in a little bit. Ok?" "Ok... Mommy, you in the shower?" "Yes Maddie, I'll be out soon." "I know... Mommy, you in the shower?" ... at 30 second intervals for the entire 15 minutes I was in the shower.
State of the World: Well dressed guy at Starbucks just asked me what side of the envelope a stamp goes and which side is the return address. Said he hasnt sent a letter in years and only sends things via e-mail. Told him I think stamps go on the back of the envelope now.