January 17, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:


I want a Times New Roman in the streets but a Wingdings in the sheets.


Lance's plan B strategy: invent a girlfriend and plan her demise.

I kind of understand this whole Manti Te'o thing. I've been in a "relationship" with Justin Timberlake for over 15 years now.


Not sure if we have enough bubble wrap, dad — with Yvette McNamara.
Not sure if we have enough bubble wrap, dad



































One day Bottle King is not going to scan my I.D. & make me fill out a form certifying that I am 21 or older... And then I'll cry.


Took me 10 minutes to find OWN on my tv


Getting ready for "The Confession"..(box of tissues, water bottle, livestrong bracelet...)


Oh the people/things you see on the subway! He was the candy man; literally!
Oh the people/things you see on the subway! He was the candy man; literally!




































The most shocking thing about Catfish is that these people have internet connections.


Tomorrow night, I am picking up a new foster dog. For reasons that have not been explained, her name is "Laura Dern."


“First thing I want to do when I get out of here is go see the new Heath Ledger movie.” — guy who just emerged from a five-year coma


RIP Dear Abby (another one I thought was long dead)