You people made me laugh today:
I want a Times New Roman in the streets but a Wingdings in the sheets.
Lance's plan B strategy: invent a girlfriend and plan her demise.
I kind of understand this whole Manti Te'o thing. I've been in a "relationship" with Justin Timberlake for over 15 years now.
Not sure if we have enough bubble wrap, dad — with Yvette McNamara.
One day Bottle King is not going to scan my I.D. & make me fill out a form certifying that I am 21 or older... And then I'll cry.
Took me 10 minutes to find OWN on my tv
Getting ready for "The Confession"..(box of tissues, water bottle, livestrong bracelet...)
Oh the people/things you see on the subway! He was the candy man; literally!
The most shocking thing about Catfish is that these people have internet connections.
Tomorrow night, I am picking up a new foster dog. For reasons that have not been explained, her name is "Laura Dern."
“First thing I want to do when I get out of here is go see the new Heath Ledger movie.” — guy who just emerged from a five-year coma
RIP Dear Abby (another one I thought was long dead)
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