January 21, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:

Current temperature where I just came from: 82 degrees. Temperature where I'm headed: 3 degrees. I'M TOTALLY NOT GOING TO GET SICK.

The first four weeks are exhausting! — with Rob Lehmann.

Am I supposed to be mad at Armstrong? Because I kind of just want whatever blood cocktail he had going on.

Finally got around to watching Precious last night. Sure, it was depressing as hell, but Martin Lawrence was AMAZING!

Evidence that my dad has officially learned how to use his phone properly: He texted me a photo of cats. #dadphotosrule