January 29, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:


If you stop to think about it, they should really change the name of the Make-A-Wish Foundation to Um-OK-So-What’s-Your-Second-Wish Foundation.

The word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him. Whats up little guy?

This is what happens when you miss a call from Wolfgang Puck: 'Hi Laura, it's Wolfgang. I'll call you back. Bye bye.'

Ok, enough with the plastic fake cigarettes. You look ridiculous. I probably hate you.

I'm the only person wearing flannel in business class. #LAXdreamcardigan

I need the universe to stop Jean Claude Van Damme-ing me in the face for like five minutes yo.