January 4, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:

I WILL figure out a way to do this.
I WILL figure out a way to do this.

Is it really bad to confess that we are not even one week into January and I am already so sick of people's inspirational and motivational pics, posts and statuses?

Going to eat arugula leaves for dinner to offset this entire bag of Goldfish I just guzzled

My hips don't lie. Except when you wear that sweater--which looks AMAZING on you.

awwww. don't take it personal. I hate everyone. not just you. you're welcome.

Sometimes I think I'm living in a really bad version of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

Screenshot text messages are my favorite kind.

Is it me or do Donatella Versace and Mama Elsa look like twins? You're welcome.