February 10, 2013
Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
Amount of time I've been at work: 3 hours, 28 minutes.
Amount of time I've actually spent working: 7 minutes. (That actually might be an exaggerated estimate.)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. I need an intervention.
When we have kids I'm only going to let them throw temper tantrums in the snow like cheap snow-angel laborers
Excited for the snow storm. I am even more excited for Mayor Bloomberg's press conference in Spanish.
So you're telling me I should stop trying to snort it?
The drummer from Def Leppard probably makes the most fucked-up snow angels.
You know it is pandemonium in NYC when this is the only shopping cart left in the store to get the essentials. #stayhydrated #foundnemo
Yemeni bodega guy shoveling snow in desert-appropriate headgear. I love NYC!
The Postal Service is playing the Barclay center in June!!!
14 minutes ago
New York, NY
Awesome - but those lazy bastards cannot give us mail on Saturdays?!
a few seconds ago
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