February 19, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:

I literally work with a twin of Shoshanna from "Girls".......and though I love the character on the show, her stunt double over here is about to get kicked in the back of her head.

I could be Lena Dunham's body double.

My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.

You wouldn’t let a remorseless sociopath with knives for fingers live in your house, and yet so many of you people voluntarily own cats.

I just can't get used to Justin Timberlake's hair.

Sometimes I catch Rivkah staring at women with bigger boobs.