February 25, 2013
Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
You people made me laugh today:
My life is like the episode where Ross buys a monkey and then they never explain why he has it, ever.
Hilarious how opening my health insurance bills makes me ill.
Michelle are you a first lady or a celebrity? I'm confused.
Wow,those are a really nice pair of Uggs,said no guy ever
How is it that I can keep another human being alive for eight years but I can't seem to keep a houseplant alive for eight weeks?
Stuff That Probably Happened at Oscars: John Travolta backstage trying to convince Channing Tatum to be his personal masseuse in exchange for free plane rides.
Annnnnd cue backward-hanging necklaces as a trend for the rest of 2013.
Brad J Boles
All that talk about beards at the Oscar's, suprised nobody mentioned Kelly Preston
I don't get the #IKEA horsemeat controversy. At least something in the store wasn't particle board.
I hate when I have to be honest with myself and say "NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR ASPARAGUS ON INSTAGRAM, BEN!"
Just in case there's any confusion, I'm Chinese.
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