February 26, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:

I go to the same deli every day for breakfast. One egg, four egg whites, avocado and tomato. Not once have they charged me the same amount. It usually rings in about $5 - $6. But never the same price. WHY.

A short drive down Sunset Blvd. is life's reminder on why you should never try Angel Dust.

The Cosby Showboat #sitcombroadway

Jerry- "Why use google when jesus has all the answers?"
Me- "Not gonna ask jesus where to find midget porn"

Jennifer Lawrence should do a TED talk on keeping it real.

If you roll a slice of pizza into a little tube, it’s almost like you used magic to create an Italian burrito. Anyway, thanks for listening to my TED Talk.