February 26, 2013
Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
You people made me laugh today:
Roland Brian Alonzi
I go to the same deli every day for breakfast. One egg, four egg whites, avocado and tomato. Not once have they charged me the same amount. It usually rings in about $5 - $6. But never the same price. WHY.
A short drive down Sunset Blvd. is life's reminder on why you should never try Angel Dust.
Zachary David Palmer
The Cosby Showboat #sitcombroadway
Jerry- "Why use google when jesus has all the answers?"
Me- "Not gonna ask jesus where to find midget porn"
Funny Or Die
Jennifer Lawrence should do a TED talk on keeping it real.
If you roll a slice of pizza into a little tube, it’s almost like you used magic to create an Italian burrito. Anyway, thanks for listening to my TED Talk.
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