February 4, 2013
Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
You people made me laugh today:
Roland Brian Alonzi
At least the subway wasn't crowded.
Writing a channel strategy off of my meeting notes and couldn't figure out what I meant by a "C-T-J" slide...Apparently, it means that I need to create a "Come-to-Jesus" section of this presentation...good times.
Boy George "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?"
That Super bowl trophy is kissed and touched by so many men it should be called the Kim Kardashian
Having a remarkably productive day. Too bad absolutely none of my tasks completed were work-related.
Gents, pay no attention to that commercial that keeps running on ESPN. If you buy your lady a Russell Stover valentine assortment you may as well toss your dick into an active volcano.
Every time I shake hands with a man I think about how I just indirectly touched his dick. It really grosses me the fuck out. #BecauseMenDontWashTheirHandsE
Well, which one is it? The early bird catches the worm or good things happen for those who wait? I'm confused.
I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THIS IS LIL KIM. I CANNOT. I WILL NOT.
Lil Kim, ummmmmmmm
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