March 11, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:


That moment when Pandora plays an awkward song around friends and they wonder if that's "your kinda music."
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.....

The moment when your co-worker thinks he found something cool. And it's not. Then you reply: "Yeah, awesome man" hoping he doesn't keep blabbing about it.


Well. If my goal was to gain a gazillion pounds this weekend, I'd say I'm a very goal-oriented person.

In a fumbling attempt to turn off my (cell phone) alarm this morning, I accidentally called my boss's cell phone...on his first day of vacation...in California...where it was 4am. Nice.

If the film "Memento" were about my life, the note on my hand would read "You do not like the carrot cake at the Majestic Delicatessen."

When are they finally going to reveal on GIRLS that Adam's biological father is Gheorghe Muresan?
When are they finally going to reveal on GIRLS that Adam's biological father is Gheorghe Muresan?























Dear Getty Images, During a recent search for "classic kitchen" you present me with the following image. I'd like to propose an open round table conversation so that we may mutually agree on what and what does not constitute as "classic."
Dear Getty Images, During a recent search for "classic kitchen" you present me with the following image. I'd like to propose an open round table conversation so that we may mutually agree on what and what does not constitute as "classic."

























Scared to press this button
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