April 19, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh this week:

I love that now when you post, you can also show how you're "feeling"...........I feel like I want everyone to bite a d**k. Why isn't there an emoticon for THAT?
#WhenWillFaceBookCatchUp? — feeling annoyed.

Bummer looks Dzhokhar won't be making the popular names for boys list in 2013.

Do you ever look at the first page of your friends list and count how many you've seen naked? No? Me either.

Who is this Beth Israel, and how many hospitals does she own?

John Bart
I like the idea of being in a relationship, but the reality of it is bogus to me. I don't even want to share the remote control, let alone my heart.
My 1st ultrasound