April 23, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:

Roland Brian Alonzi
Did we really need a Fast and Furious 6? Actually, did we really need a Fast and Furious 1-5?

Jeff Lewonczyk

For Earth Day, our kid gets a handful of grass, three twigs and a stern reminder that having him has totally blown out our carbon footprint.

Anna Goldstein

Enlightenment is trendy

Daniel Modell

That moment when you hit copy and then select the thing you want to paste over, and you accidentally hit copy again.

Jeff Lewonczyk

Also, canceling Futurama on Earth Day feels particularly ironicruel.

Jesse Brukman

Really dying just to hear eight little words..."The Space Jam sequel is really coming along"

Anthony Crupi
This is the meanest sign in the world. The Braille reads “How do you know when to stop wiping, you blind idiot jerk?” So unnecessary.
This is the meanest sign in the world. The Braille reads “How do you know when to stop wiping, you blind idiot jerk?” So unnecessary.





























Aly Walansky
Bongs look oddly like dongs.
Bongs look oddly like dongs.


















Derek Rose
Hacked AP twitter account, followed by 1.8 million people, tweeted that there had been two explosions at the White House and that Barack Obama was injured, and also that "Glee is a good show."

Rae Patrick
who needs a boyfriend when my iphone alarm screws me at least once a week

Jaime Primak Sullivan
Never, in a million years, would I think my phone would ring and Chaka Kahn would be on the other end. Wow.

Lala Cee checked in at Oakland MVC on Foursquare.
Only in NJ is a DMV located in the middle of a strip mall.


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