June 5, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention: June 4

You people made me laugh today:

Thank you, Michael Douglas, for giving all women an excuse to finally replace "I have a headache."

I don't think cars really blow up as easily as they do on SVU.

Omg my taxi driver is literally asleep at the traffic light! Snoring and everything!! S'cuse me while I cough really loudly.. Buy buy LA, I'm heading back to NYC where the taxi drivers may be lunatics, but they never sleep on the job!

I always feel like such a baller when I flip ANYTHING in the pan sans utensils