June 5, 2013
Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention: June 4
You people made me laugh today:
Thank you, Michael Douglas, for giving all women an excuse to finally replace "I have a headache."
Felissa Benjamin Allard
I don't think cars really blow up as easily as they do on SVU.
Omg my taxi driver is literally asleep at the traffic light! Snoring and everything!! S'cuse me while I cough really loudly.. Buy buy LA, I'm heading back to NYC where the taxi drivers may be lunatics, but they never sleep on the job!
I always feel like such a baller when I flip ANYTHING in the pan sans utensils
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