June 6, 2013

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth A Mention

You people made me laugh:


A raw almond just fell out of my wallet. It is time to leave Los Angeles.

So I am working between meetings at this awesome coffee shop. I ask the barista, what's the password for the wifi? Answer: "It's delightful." Me: "Yeah, I'm sure it is. But what IS IT?" Blank stare. Yeah, they are not used to sarcasm in this town. — at Delightful Pastries.

That horrible moment when you don't have enough dip for your chips but if you open another container you wont have enough chips for your dip.

We're PAST the point of no return. We've PASSED the point of no return. Ahhh, English.

caught myself playing candy crush while stopped at a red light. this is becoming clinical.


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