Favorite Saved By The Bell Quotes

I'm a huge Saved By The Bell fan.  I dominate in Saved By The Bell trivia and can pretty much reference a quote in any given situation.  So, it shouldn't be a surprise to learn that I'm a "fan" of Saved By The Bell on Facebook.

Every day, they put out a quote that brings me back to those carefree days of eating a snack after school and watching the show ... helps me put a smile on my face as I think, "Oh, those crazy shenanigans!"
Today, the page called upon other fans to write their favorite quotes.  Here are the ones that made me giggle with memories of youth:

• Amanda Welch Belding: Screech, you can't elope!
  Screech: Who are you calling a canteloupe, you melon head?!
• Kelly Kneeland HEY Zachyyy!
• Bobby Dennan ‎"Two Belding's in one building, one of whom is balding!"
• Arthur Lee Murray ‎"Hey, hey, hey! WHAT'S going on here?" - Mr. Belding
• Melissa Fowles If you 2 are sharing a brain why don't you get one that works? Kelly to jessie and lisa
• Damian Gutierrez Screech: ah Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
  Lisa: uh....Lisa no en casa!!!!
• Liz Sanders-Kosiba Screech: Fair Lisa~would that I could be that blob of ketchup lying on your plate...so that you may dip your french fries in my face. (Lisa shoves fries in his mouth) :D
• Joy Moore Belding: "Zack, you're not a matador so take the bull outside."
• Shantae Mars Jessie: Slater, haven't you heard of the Women's Movement?
  Slater: Sure... "Put on something cute and MOVE it into the kitchen."
• Holly Bell ‎"I'm so excited. . I'm so excited. .I'm so, I'm so scared!" -Jesse Spano (i don't know how many times I have used this quote in my life!!!) :)
• Jonathan Compton Happy birtgday wrong number by the c
• Laureen Hules ‎:Screech: Zack, quick, you’ve got to help me. My worst nightmare has come true!
  :Zack: You found out ALF was a puppet?
  :Screech: He is?!
• Stacie Courtright Lisa- if u dont get rid of lnda ima throw her out the winda
• Richard Sawney Kelly: Jessie let's go to the lost and found.
  Jessie: Why?
  Kelly: Because you've lost it.
• Micka Byrne when they went to the movies "oh jonathon not here not nowww"
• Brittany Logan slater : the attic is an over 18 dance club, and zack's only 16.
  zack : that may be true today slater but by tomorrow night we'll all be 18.
  screech : oh no! mom said i had to move out at 18! i gotta go look for a place!
• Mia Womack Lisa: ill go with you. Screech: you will. Lisa: ill go with you when worms have ears.
• Aмaяa Shafi Screech: [to Zack's pet duck] So long Becky. And remember...[makes quack sounds] Screech: .[to Zack Screech: I heard Donald say that to Huey, Dewey, and Louie. Zack: And you're screwy.