January 24, 2011
I'm going to the post office to mail off EIGHT baby gifts. If you're pregnant and haven't told me, speak up now or forever hold your water.
You know how republicans call the healthcare bill Obamacare? That's clever. Democrats need to get on that. We should've called the war in Iraq "Bushtastrophe."
They had to de-ice the plane, pretty sure the same thing happened to Ja-Rule when he declared bankruptcy.
On today's #Oprah, "You get a sister! And I get a sister! Everybody gets a sister!"
When they're blowing up the Russians, you know were fucked
to Eastern US: Would you mind shutting the door? You're letting in a draft and making it 54 degrees in LA.
Despite having died yesterday at the ripe old age of 96, Jack LaLanne is still in such great shape that he's volunteered to be his own pallbearer.
Retiring our JETS jerseys for the year and deleting Domino's number from my phone. Could be a good thing.
A new study reveals that 27% of people use their mobile phones to check Facebook while in the bathroom.
...had social networking when I was a kid, too. I think back then it was called "outside."...:)
got a call to interview for a job in Milwaukee...WTF the only Italian people that live there are in witness protection.
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