January 27, 2011

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

Over the summer, during our heat wave, I DISTINCTLY remember some weather idiot stating that the Farmer's Almanac was predicting a (quote) "mild winter".

Seaside, Miami, back to Seaside, now Italy... like all good Italians, for season 5 of Jersey Shore the cast will all just move back home w their parents

feeling lucky that my job doesn't block facebook, gmail, or penis photos

is wondering: if quizzes are quizzical, then tests are…?

Just built and snowwoman and fucked her on the street.

Why would you wear a wig on Jerry Springer. You know it's gonna come off. Oh how i love working from home. Good thing my boss cant see this!

should have fought for the snow blower in the divorce

Jared Loughner pleads not guilty. Dude, really?

didn't get called in to work, and thus will utilize her time by taking in a stark, beautiful foreign film. With subtitles. Certainly not No Strings Attached.

With the amount times I've blown the driveway this season I feel at least a courtesy reach around is in order

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