May 23, 2008

Everyone looks hotter with a tan

I'm pretty sure that everyone looks better with a tan. Why is that? Lucky for me, I tan easily and quickly and am therefore hotter much earlier in the summer than others. I kind of feel bad for people who don't get tan at all or suffer from the horrific routine of burning, peeling and being back to square one.
Also, I'll admit to frequenting the tanning salon a few times before the summer hits and I must say, I'm not all too sure how I feel about the straight men I see walking out of there. I mean, I'm not surprised at all when I see the DJais boys coming out of the stand-up tanning room. I figure they're in there practicing dance moves, wondering how much money they could make by opening up a bar that not only services drinks for people, but also uses UV rays to get the party started instead of strobe lights. Wait, do I got somethin' there??



Random question that may make me seem off: Am I the only person who is pleasantly surprised when I walk someone who has really, really, really good perfume/cologne on?

Random question that may make me seem off 2: Am I the only person that makes a judgment of how someone's face may look based solely on looking at them from the back? Sometimes, I think about what the person looks like based on their haircut and what they're wearing -- from the back of them. I'm usually completely wrong.

4 comments:

  1. there is nothing more gratifying that a passerby with a good scent! couldn't agree more Z.

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  2. Z not for nothing, but you're pretty hot without the tan... ;)

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  3. you know the reason ppl don't say hi to someone they "know" when in person but will accept their friend request is because they don't care to be friends with them or being in an awkard conversation past the words "How are you?" "Good, how are you?" (silence) But would rather just get the info they need from their pages or more importantly see their pics... all without conversation. It's great!

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  4. Don't be racist against chalky white Heather.

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Thanks for your ThoughtZ!