Some Status Updates are Worth A Mention - 3

Here we go:

• is wondering what became of the stuffed animal he brought to Toys for Tots.
• Comment: Big idea: Webkinz with online-trackable GPS.
• is contemplating life. But mostly, sandwiches.
• is bored of the internet and thinks it's about time they invented something more entertaining.
• If I was going to be an armed purse snatcher then yes, I would dress as a clown to do even more emotional damage to my victims.
• just took the virginity of the woman in the Burger King Whopper virgins commercial. Whoops!
• There should be a Gossip Girl spinoff that's just about Chuck Bass dealing with super melodramatic stuff every week.
• fainted at Target today, giving some validity to the phrase "shop 'till you drop."
• is just not available for comment right now.
• Dear Santa, this Christmas I would like everyone on The Hills to never be able to talk again. How nice do I have to be to make that happen?
• is on a drama-free diet.
• is celebrating National Tag Brianne in an Awkward Photo Week.