Today on Top Chef, Martha Stewart was a guest judge for the first challenge. After the contestants finished preparing their dishes, Martha walked around and commented on each. For one woman in particular, Martha took a bite and said "Mmm...Ohhhhhh, that's a lot of butter," in no definable tone whatsoever. The contestant defended her creation by retorting (haha),"No, no, no - No butter there. That's actually just some cream." I was shocked to see Martha remain calm, because I was TOTALLY expecting her to smack the contestant and wail, "What'd you say, bitch? You tryin' to say I don't know my butter from my cream?? You don't call me out on national television!! I'm Martha Fucking Stewart! Don't you forget that!"
Soon after Martha did no such thing and took the passive aggressive route, I said to my roommate "Aww shit, M. Stew got SERVED."
No pun intended, of course.
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