Some Status Updates are Worth A Mention - 7

• is the spokesperson for Pork-Chops-O-Chunky. Whether you're black or a honkey, you'll love Pork-Chops-O-Chunky!
• is hello insomnia my old friend, i've come to toss & turn with you again :P.
• wonders...is there anything Billy Mays can't sell? That beard screaming at you, brilliant.
• loves Maury...You are NOT the father! OH!!!!!SNAP!!!!BIOTCH!!!!!
• is doing my favorite morning activity - riding SEPTA to work, with people coughing, snoring and who smell like a port-o-potty.
• is waiting for all this Change... no really I just handed the ass at starbucks a $20 bill and I'm waiting.
• thinks Zlatathoughts help me get thru my nite shift. "Paula, Straight Up Now Tell Me -- are you smoking CRACK??" haha keep on bloggin, miss.
• doesn't know what is more of a big deal - the new Lost or the fact I had my blackberry OFF for three hours. Kaki and Don will vouch.
• wants to bake you some cookies.
• One time Regina George punched me in the face... it was awesome.
• is declaring a hair SOS. It's not obeying the laws of gravity...or nature!
• s feeling dopey. I was an "expert" lifeline on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire today, and I didn't know which of the dwarfs never speaks. It's Dopey. A shanda!
• has decided that if wearing UGGS is wrong, I don't want to be right...brrrrr.
• is harder better faster stronger.
• is lost . . . I mean, LOST.
• is FOUND.
• is thanking god for magic putty...it fixed the hot pink hookah!
• is having a blackberry meltdown. where oh where have my 4507 contacts gone?
• is having a blackberry meltdown. where oh where have my 4507 contacts gone?
• what what in the butt
• is on hold, at the mercy of elevator music and currently the instrumental version of Janet Jackson's "That's The Way Love Goes."
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