Some Status Updates are Worth A Mention - 8

• is wishing that punching your boss in his face would be allowed.
• is going blind from playing Pathwords. Is there a braille version?
• is thinkin about what i can write as a status update that will make the cut....
• needs a date for two parties tonight. Who's available. Must be tall, cute and funny.
• eating lobster right on the beach. It taste so much better with sand between my toes!!!
• Ask yourself: is there anyone in my life with whom I haven't yet shared the joy of Paul Blart: Mall Cop? We could all be doing more.
• learned many new skills this weekend: installing a dimmer w/o electrocuting yourself, using a caulking gun, and how to paint with a pen cap.
• is OUT. dont text me unless you are important.
• is laughing about the jukebox @ Big Daddy's. Does anyone else remember that the only "urban song" it carried was Silk's "Freak Me."
• doesn't know which is more addicting, WaWa or crack?
• I love my Mom and Dad. I love living so close to them that they come by my house and tell me what I should do to it.
• is seriously questioning his masculinity after going to see Bride Wars with two other guys, and REALLY liking it! AHAHAH.
• Went to her cousins for lunch on the wrong day and just had to go back to her house 3 times cause she kept forgetting something. I guess 40 is the new 90.
• 's radiator leaked water and has a wet rug, seriously thinking about buying the Sham Wow.
• is "production is the direct cause of prolonged procrastination."
• wonders if we won longest standing Christmas tree, it just came down this morning finally.
• is can't believe there is an infomercial for the Wonder Hanger and Bend-a-Hanger. What is this garbage? Now the Snuggie, there is a quality product...
• is looking for the cheese to my macaroni :).
• has finally thawed.
• is remembering last night in "oh, I did do that" moments...
• is a moron.
• It would be easier to love thy neighbor if thy neighbor wasn't blasting shitty Pussycat Dolls-sounding songs all night.
• is a wild child: Spending her Saturday night watching Lifetime and folding laundry.