Some Status Updates are Worth A Mention - 9

• asks, "Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?" --------------------- Fo drizzle.
• is getting my eyes checked. Should also have my brain looked at too.
• is trying to fit everything BUT the kitchen sink into a power point slide. Typical.
• is just not that into you.
• 's wifes Wii Fit age is 17, I was just arrested for statutory rape...F U Nintendo.
• is thinking she just kicked herself in her own ass!
• is burning from wanting you.
• i think its what he gave you is the reason your burning
• is thinking we should work Saturday and Sunday with Monday through Friday off.
• likes oated meal.
• thinks it must be the highlight of James Lipton's career when he gets to interview cartoon characters!
• is wondering why I found it necessary to go to rose bar, and 1oak, and butter and antik.
• is wondering how to trap the baby squirrel that's in her house, so she can put him outside!!! Ideas please??? Help!
• is going running. No, I'm not kidding.
• is trying to decide whether a midnight snack is worth brushing my teeth again.
• would much rather be playing in 127 degreeS with Roddick in Australia, then dealing with this chilling 28 degrees in NYC.
• says that whoever came up with the statement "no pain no gain" obviously never did anything strenuous..
• is watching the first episode of Lost bc apparently he's the only one that's never seen the show before.
• is cringing watching the girls on the Bachelor. I am horribly embarassed for these girls!
• wants to know if there are actually any demographics out there that think wearing a tuxedo on a Sea-Doo is regal.
• cant believe that she just shaved mutton chops into her husbands face....
• really enjoys crying during movies. As in, sobbing, is that weird? :).
• shouldn't admit this but she kinda wants to see the male strippers from Saturday night again?!
• just told a man in my elevator that Beulah has the same squirrel toy as the one he was holding. He glared at me & I just realized it was his toupee!
• thinks he wants a snuggie.
• is in Tampa, in need of a margarita. please drop one off to the Westin. thanks.
• got a text from Amazon.com that they finally had Wii Fit in stock. So he bought it as part of his 2009 Resolution to go to the gym...
• is lamenting once again having procrastinated on his administrative duties. Arrgghhh!
• is wondering if simply including the words "ShamWow" in my update gets me on the best of list.
• wants to milk a cow.
• is working on a budget. I was told there would be no math in real life.
• is excited I made the cut on status updates...Thanks Zlata!
• is ready to retire.
• berieves asians shourd rearn how to drive.
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