American Idol 8 - Top 36 LIVE

Heyyyyy! American Idol. Two Hours. We decide. Who's excited??? I'm going to "live blog" this or whatever, so I'm writing as I watch.
For the record, Kara looks like a cross between Blair Waldorf and Kathryn McPhee.

• Jackie Tohn: I don't think she's awful by any means, but I am really not getting any crazy passion from her. I don't like her outfit at.all. She looks different each time I see her. Actually, this is more of a karaoke performance. Powerful, but she looks like a tool. If she stays, she needs to up her game. I completely agree with Simon's critique. I also wish she were a little more feminine. I think she's gorgeous, but comes across a bit abbrassive. You know, sort of like me.
  
• Ricky Braddy: The judges really seemed to like him, but I'm so bored. Perhaps for once, Paula is right- we really DIDN'T see him throughout the past few weeks. Simon, that's what's up -- Ricky, you really are EXACTLY as he described you.
• Alexis Grace : Sang Heartbreaker. She is fantastic. Such a great voice in a small little package. The problem is that I'm not really into her appearance. She is not "Star quality" - but really has a great voice.
• Brent Keith :My roommate really likes country, so I think I would value her opinion on this dude. I don't like this song, the person - nothing. Bye Brent. Also, you look like Spencer Pratt, which is clearly not a good thing. For Idol - or your future.
• Stevie Wright: You look like Claudia from Babysitter's Club...or at least how I imagined her. At first glance, she's a bit pure - doesn't stand out. Let's watch her sing. OMG THIS GIRL MADE IT THROUGH??? Like what?????? Jamar didn't make it, but she did? I CAN SING BETTER THAN HER. I'm irrate right now. Simon is going to rip her one.
• Anoop Dogg: I really dig Kumar. I think he's a great singer, great stage presence and just the underdog by nature. He sings Angel of Mine and it's a pretty safe song for him -- didn't really do anything for me. It was just really prom for me. I hope he makes it through because I would like to see what else he can do, but this was really a poor performance. It's like everything I say, the judges also say -- I really should be one.
• Casey Carlson: Your hat doesn't look good on you - it's weird, actually. Ok, let's see what you can do. She sings Every Little Thing She Does is Magic. Well, attempts to sing - she's horrific. Judges agree with me, duh. Next.
• Michael Sarvers: Love him. I'm really excited to see what he sings and how he performs. Here we go. He sings Gavin DeGraw with a lot of passion. The problem is with his annunciation - I am not really hearing all the words clearly, they sort of just mesh. Nonetheless, I think he did well enough to stay.
• Ann Marie Boskovich: This girl is ay-door-able. She sings Natural Woman and sounds incredible. it comes very naturally to her. I'll see you in the top 24, k?k! Hey, Ted Danson - what's up? I'm not sure why Randy didn't like that - he always has a problem with white chicks singing black chicks' songs. Wow, I'm actually shocked -- I can't believe the judges didn't like it! I do NOT think that she's leaving. I mean, she sat on the hard part.
• Stephen Fowler: I never liked you. You're singing All Night and it's awful. Again, I will point out that JAMAR ROGERS didn't make it, but this doofus did.
• Tatiana Del Toro is next. YES! While the commercial is playing, I really want to take the time to talk about her. Do you all think she KNOWS what she's like/how she acts, as is perceived by other people? Remember, not all people are self-aware. I can't tell if she's legit. I also can't wait to see what her parents are like. Of course they saved her for last - here we go! She sings Saving All My Love For You and it starts off somewhat weak. It's weird because she's good at the "hard" projection parts, but not so good during the softer phases of the song. Yea, I basically agree with the judges. She's a completely different person. I really don't HATE her. Oh man, her friends are here instead of her parents. Wait, she had to have a final say? I can't with her. She's also using a thicker accent and speaking Spanish. Liiike?
• DANNY GOKEY - I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU. Wait, no I don't. OMG you're signing my bad luck song. I never listen to this song. People, I'm THAT superstitious that I won't watch him sing this. Is that nuts? I won't do it. Ok the crowd is cheering. I am sure I missed a lot, but whatever. Sorry. Hi Jamar in the audience!

And there you have it.