Some Status Updates are Worth A Mention - 19

• is Pat Benatar was right..Love IS a battlefield.
• is over "earlier incidents" on the 7 train!!! I have places to be!!!!!!!
• is on his first day of no caffeine, i think to cope with that im going to replace coffee with vodka.
• I want to be the first Twitter user quoted in a movie trailer, and I want that movie trailer to be for Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2: Blart School.
• knows things are bad since I had to mop my own floors today at work.
• thoroughly enjoyed his meeting with Mr. Pillow last night. Outlook invite set for recurring every night.
• is feeling like a troop of tap dancing oompa loompas are performing River Stomp inside his head.
• just found her grandma on facebook...priceless.
• is trying really hard not to freak out, but my low tolerance for ignorance is making that next to impossible.
• will scrub in for her first surgery this week - may god help us all.
• salutes the Cupcake Cafe and its butter cream frosting. Breakfast of champions!
• thinks Rihanna's "Rehab" is even more telling now. So is Chris Brown's part in "No Air". No? Too soon?
• is not reviewing your show from the fourth row, thanks.
• was just called "one of the funniest girls i've ever met" by a "celebrity." life can't get any better.
• ... people say I party too much and am wasting my intellect. People also once believed the Sun revolved around the Earth.
• researching recombinant dna and then studying for micro...see, just cause im unemployed doesnt mean i have more fun than you.
• is fascinated that Jane is fascinated with the trainwreck that is the Real Housewives.
• is having way more fun as a blonde...
• thinks American Idol better hurry up and bring it because so far it hasn't been brought-en...
• thinks most (9) of first crop of American Idol wannabees were terrible, pathetic, and talentless.
• is no more drinking on Tuesdays....I forgot to let Chowder back in the apartment after his walk!
• wonders WHY would you own a 200 pound chimp? (that would kill your friend).
• was just bitten in the ass by her 2-year old son!
• just ate her body weight in brownie sundae.
• is oh hey, its mid-Feb and snowing like someone shook the snow globe.