Some Status Updates are Worth A Mention - 12

• is NOT going to eat any double stuffed oreos today.
• is saying goodbye to Hollywood and Aloha au ia oe Hauoli la hanau Okole maluna to the great state of Hawaii!!
• Because, really????
• is having a conversation about apple sauce right now. Thanks to the pitch efforts of Jenn Parsons.
• wonders if there is more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.
• The sudden appearance of Red Bull in our office snack room just so happens to coincide with launch week. Passive-aggressive encouragement?
• is rhapsodizing, bohemian style.
• is looking forward to the new movie opening Friday with Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Seann William Scott, "He's Just Not That Out to You."
• doesn't understand all the coupledom in Hoboken, are you people swans or something?
• is clearing up a 'mystery.' The reason you see my name in the paper every day? Yeah. I'm a columnist. Full-time. I ain't Carrie Bradshaw people!
• is still disturbed by the sight of the entire Today Show staff in Snuggies.
• The Hokey Pokey...that's what it's all about!!!
• thinks Christian Bale is a poetic genius.
• FREE Michael Phelps. Leave it be Sheriff Leon Lott.
• is now excepting apologies from all who left me nasty messages after seeing "He's Just Not ... You " I just saved you 124mins of your life I can never get back.
• hates being tagged in pictures, yet just used one as a new profile picture.
• is addicted to Kiehl's....German for $20 shaving cream...
• wants a pair of L.A. Gears.
• is seeing what I can cook without leaving the apartment to get anything. Looks like Chicken a la Corn Flakes.
• walked 19 blocks in the snow today just so I can tell my kids someday.
• Gmail feels like the Matrix. Every time I log in it seems as if something's been changed.
• came home to workmen in my apt, fixing holes in my kitchen and bathroom. How they got in, not real sure yet. Where the holes came from? Also unclear.
• Riding my bike with no handlebars.
• would like to know who the idiot at weather.com is that considers this "light snow?"
• needs a break from people..
• is pretty sure she got dumber today.