Some Status Updates are Worth A Mention - 15

Today is Friday the 13th. I mean, I'm superstitious, so I'm going to take it easy today, generally speaking. Anyway, let's get into it:

• cant quite get her coffee right this morning. Why, why has thou forsaken me, sweet bean?
• wants appetite suppressants for valentines day.
• is USair to Boston. I requested Sully.
• is on USAir to Boston. Pilot Gubda is flying. Not Sully.
• just caught her son dragging her daughter around by her feet! My problem is ... then why did my sister always get so upset when I did this to her?
• is confused as to why 90210 is not coming back new till 3/31? I mean you might as well just wait for the new season in Sept.
• is thankful for the birthday love, not so thankful for the birthday hangover.
• is holy soreness batman...gym kicked my ass.
• crashed at 10 o'clock and just woke up on the couch with the seam of the pillow imprinted on my face!
• thinks maids of honor should have to pass some sort of organizational aptitude exam
• is thinking that douchebag is a good word regardless of what my mother told me.
• wonders if there is a clinic for scrabble addicts..
• All this talk of Snuggies, but everyone seems to forget that The Slanket came first. It's basically the Friendster of blanket-clothing.
• is just hanging out tonight ..doing some finger painting