Some Status Updates are Worth a Mention 16

Happy Valentine's Day to all! Here we go:

• got asked to spot a guy at the gym today... that's kinda like a Valentine, right?
• is double double animal style...
• & Alison just checked out Alexander McQueen's Target line. Shit was lamer than my last ex-bf! Don't bother ladies.
• is getting a pedi. The pleasure never gets old. however the mani is another story - will it just dry already??
• had you at hello.
• is sometimes very tempted to spoil TV plotlines for her friends on the west coast via status updates...
• I heard a good way to meet guys at the gym is to wear a Bar A t-shirt and read Twilight on the elliptical.
• is feeding the kids White Castle for lunch. Dad of the year? Try dad of the decade!
• just slow-danced to "Faithfully" by Journey in my pajamas.
• is being chased by an arrow-wielding baby with wings.
• is making room for all of the expected incoming valentines gifts.
• is off to the land of leprechauns and pots 'o gold. Oh who am I kidding, it's all jovial drunks and ubiquitous Bono sightings.
• thinks Katy Perry should go back to kissing girls and stop singing live...
• has a feeling that Idol will bring back Jamar Rogers for the wild card spot.
• Whatever happened to pogs? Can we bring those back?
• will be the thickest girl @ Fashion Week parties tonight. Holla!
• is 24 hours from guaranteed sex!