Some Status Updates are Worth a Mention 17

After a really fantastic night out last night, I'm ready to go through your updates and see who's witty and who's shitty. Here we go:

• thinks that some status updates are a bit too creepy........are they really necessary???
• could pretty much start every sentence "You know, I have a theory about that ..."
• is going new-boyfriend shopping backstage at calvin klein.
• has the $5 footlong song in her head.
• woke up thinking "Man, there's no football on today." Apparently FX heard my plight as they have Friday Night Lights then Invincible are on.
• is giving up his dream of being on the verizon family plan for life and getting an iphone.
• paid a locksmith $102 to break into her apartment, which took him 5 seconds. She is now considering a career in locksmithery.
• is noticing that the Northern Hemisphere is pivoting toward spring, b/c her bedroom is sunnier in the AM.
• thinks Rihanna's "Rehab" is even more telling now. So is Chris Brown's part in "No Air". No? Too soon?
• knows they say you are what you eat but don't call me a pussy.
• kissed a girl and didn't like it!

Smaller amount than usual....hmmmm...