Some Status Updates are Worth A Mention - 20

• is making the executive decision to work in her jammies today.
• will make you jump jump, chris cross will make you jump jump, Chris Brown's fist goes thump thump, ooh Rhianna...you alright?
• hopes that when you see my face it gives you hell.
• was impregnated with eight embryos and adopted a chimpanzee. What could possibly go wrong?
• doesn't get why people have to talk so loudly on public transportation. No one gives a eff about what your saying. yeah, I'm bitter today.
• finally won his first game of fb scrabble... he's now 1-23.
• has had enough of the whole NY Post chimp thing. I get it, it was in bad taste, but we're beating a dead horse here. Or chimp Hmmm...
• what is the billable activity code for trying to come up with a witty facebook status?
• cant wait to read Zlatathoughts today!
• is involved in yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.
• just found, tried on, and fit into the dress she wore to the prom in 1995. It is pretty fabulous, even after all these years!
• is thinking her life is pretty funny sometimes... not always funny "ha ha," but funny nonetheless.
• believes Ernie Anastos is the best news anchor of all time.
• is so Lost.
• is trying to figure out how Jay-Z got on my iPod. Was I drunk shopping on iTunes? And what is a Hove & why does he refer to himself as one?
• is getting a little nervous about being a mommy. It's not that I mind sucking out boogers, I just didn't know that you had to.
• 's stimulus plan involves a pair of louboutins...who isn't stimulated by them, really?!
• wonders why every good recipe requires shallots.