Some Status Updates Are Worth a Mention - 26

I mean, yea I have a day off, but who doesn't love Facebook status updates??

Here we go:

• is a little banged up after sliding into second and third last night.
• doesn't care about anything but 5:30pm.
• wonders if Dr. Drew spray tans.
• is cracking up at her 11-month old rockin' out to "shoulda put a ring on it"...trying to wiggle those hips just like Beyonce!
• hopes Tom and Gisele get divorced...today.
• Admiring the pack of mango goodies from Absolut Mango. Who knew they made paper from mangoes?
• is thinking about thinking but not sure what to think about.
• Just ordered a chicken burrito and cheese fries. Not the smartest thing to do when you have to put on your high school prom dress in 2 days!
• is drinking tequila on the rocks, and as a result, will be shaving her chest later on.
• can't for the life of her figure out why she just ate a steak at TGI Friday's.
• thought Hooters was fine. Wings yummy. Cheap beer even better!
• is serious. And don't call me Shirley.
• just called the "How's my driving?" number on the van that cut him off and ran 2 red signals with his headlights off after dark. Dumbass!
• is at Hooters for a birthday. Who's a girl. Go figure.
• is Z--units bday at HOOTERS. pun intended.