Some Status Updates are Worth A Mention - 42

Sorry for the delay....Here we go!

• will be holding open auditions for Status Updaters
• is a slow-burning static energy on his couch.
• In one train ride I've heard live music, seen sales of DVDs, candy & pepper spray & had one person ask for money. I believe this is a record
  
• cant believe some guy tried to get with me in the club last night by grabing by arm and saying "Damn shorty look at those Tiggo-bitties"Wow! I gave him my # Lol
• made 4 straight sweet 16's
• wants to read Stephen Hawking's children's book. It seems suited for my comprehension level.
• shouldn't be allowed to fill out tourney brackets
• Yes...its true. This jackass lost her phone in the toilet last nite.
• I feel oddly rewarded after shredding about 10lbs of junk mail!!!
• is resurrecting her guinea pig idea...if I can't have a cat, I will name a rodent "Kitty" and pretend.
• Sucks at bracketology, but rocks at paleontology ... Called Triceratops over Brontasorous in the 3rd round
• I am sad to say in need to DEFRIEND some of you. FACEBOOK limited me to 5000 and I am trying to increase..until then if I do..sign up at FAN page
• doesn't see a point to use the new facebook anymore besides uploading photos
• is glad he introduced bottle to stress - they got along just fine - however bottle also met his head... They're not the best of friends right now
• diner + hangover = cheese fries & brown gravy. don't judge me.
• I wonder if I will still be doing FB updates when I'm 35?
• looking forward to see my little baby--ok my 20 something daughter..
• is sleep walking
• From now on, I think I'm going to end all my status updates with "while crying." It's funnier that way, while crying.
• wonders if she's the only one who's happily going to bed at 11pm on a Friday night.