I think I'm an inventor

Something that really chafes my inner thigh is when I get all
discombobulated over the wires of my ipod earphones. They are either
all tangled and I'm annoyed. Or, I'm trying to look all hot with my
swagger walk to work, carrying my pocketbook and all- and someone
bumps into me, pulling out my earbuds. I've also had cases of the same
end result just by the wires getting caught on things. Like, I'm OVER
it.
In this age of technology and bluetooth everywhere, why oh why are
there no wireless earphones?? That would be dope.
Apple-- call me!

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