Some Status Updates Are Worth A Mention - 52

• is holding tryouts for a personal masseuse
• my 4 year old is happy the Oreo's beat the Yankees, because they are good to eat
• tivo died. i am watching tv live. i oficially feel like i am in serbia.
• A dyslexic man walks into a bra....
• There is absolutely nothing worse than studying for finals when the weather is nice ... except maybe blueballs ... but those go away pretty fast
• After all the wrestling I watched yesterday I can't wait to see some real, genuine, authentic drama tonight when the Hills returns! What will LC talk about while hanging dresses on a clothes rack?????
• Twitter is STUPID. Daily updates- fine. 5 minute updates- no, thank you. Get off the computer, please.
• wants it all, and I want it now.
• hello allergies. goodbye skin around my nose
• wants Lady Ga Ga to know you don't hit in poker.
• april showers piss me off
• A day with the family yesterday made this weekend worth wild.
• is going to see U2!!!!!!, are you going too? if so you are too. then you too know what its like to have U2 tickets.