May 7, 2009

American Idol 8 - Top 4 Sends One Home

I apologize for the delay and the brevity of this recap -- I didn't sleep home last night, didn't have my lappytappy and therefore and blogging by memory.

THRILLED Kris Allen was safe. His surprised look alone was enough to make my heart melt. Simon says it's time that Kris stop being humble, but I love that quality in a human being and therefore, I'm elated he stayed.
OBVIOUSLY Adam was safe, though I was surprised Danny Gokey stayed over Allison Iraheta, judging solely by Tuesday's performances. Allison has an immature-esque attitude, and yes - her voice gives me the chills - but she's just not ready for this yet. She's no Jordan Sparks (who was also 17-years-old when she won.) And that's all I have to say about that.

CHRIS DAUGHTRY - still hot to me. He was a little bit conceited with all his success, but please - I'll be the exact same way when I Have Zlata Thoughts dotcom wins a Webby, ya know?

PAULA ABDUL - you poor, poor, poor woman. I don't have words for the monstrosity that is your life. You were once young, pretty, successful and flexible. I have absolutely NO IDEA what you were trying to accomplish on that dance floor yesterday. With all the bad reviews that came out about Britney Spears during that one performance, I just can't wait to read what the tabloids say about yours. Just stick to what you do best: create inconceivable metaphors and drinking drugs.

Signing off - Team Kris Allen.

1 comment:

  1. her routine was horrific i felt like i was watchin britney spears in 10 years. i was so embarassed for her, she can NOT lipsync on a show about singing, thats awful. lip singing with a synthesizer thing to mask ur bad voice is double horrible, and mean if u gotta do it then at least try tro do it properly, she wasnt even movin her mounth most of the time-triple horrible. the routine was somewhat cool in a dance sense, but like it looked stiff and not good. she was in her prime in like '85, but the gig is up now girlfriend. go back to overdosing on oxycotons and vodka martinis and leave the performing to the professionals.

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