Dear Alexander,
Dude - straight up - I'm trying to get this girl to sleep with me and she won't. Something about me wanting to continue respecting her. I DO respect her. I WANT to date her, but I CAN'T wait to have sex with her anymore. This isn't high school.
What do I do? My friends say to just have patience, but I can't because I don't.
--In need of doing the deed
Yo, DeedNeeder!
Dude—straight up—although I’m fairly certain you may not want to hear this: your friends are right! You're thinking, "I'm not a doctor, so I don’t need patience" Right? WRONG! If you’re truly into this girl and believe you may actually “wife her up,” then it’s in your best interest to let the intimacy manifest itself naturally.
Shockingly, most women treat sex and relationships much like men do. In the eyes of many women, some men are good for just “a fling” (my fave) and others want “boyfriend material.” Knowing this, we can gather why your girl might refrain from letting you dive right in. Clearly she sees you as boyfriend material, or she would have been on her back shortly after the first few dates.
So, what should you do to respectfully expedite the boning process? Show indifference towards the subject of sex. Display an attitude of “I just enjoy being in your company and I’m willing to wait to nail you until you’re ready,” and she’ll be shocked into infatuation. With some sincerity and a little luck, you could be testicles-deep in no time!
Happy Screwing!
‘Till next time,
Alexander
Dude—straight up—although I’m fairly certain you may not want to hear this: your friends are right! You're thinking, "I'm not a doctor, so I don’t need patience" Right? WRONG! If you’re truly into this girl and believe you may actually “wife her up,” then it’s in your best interest to let the intimacy manifest itself naturally.
Shockingly, most women treat sex and relationships much like men do. In the eyes of many women, some men are good for just “a fling” (my fave) and others want “boyfriend material.” Knowing this, we can gather why your girl might refrain from letting you dive right in. Clearly she sees you as boyfriend material, or she would have been on her back shortly after the first few dates.
So, what should you do to respectfully expedite the boning process? Show indifference towards the subject of sex. Display an attitude of “I just enjoy being in your company and I’m willing to wait to nail you until you’re ready,” and she’ll be shocked into infatuation. With some sincerity and a little luck, you could be testicles-deep in no time!
Happy Screwing!
‘Till next time,
Alexander
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